remember when photo descriptions were cool and people would go way overboard describing their selfies.
[21 year old fat cis female sits alone in her room in front of a window with green and white plaid curtains. She is wearing a blue denim Old Navy button down with black buttons, unbuttoned to the third button. A black Fredrick’s bra peeks out. She has on black cat eye eyeliner, pink Urban Decay lipstick, and red vintage glasses. Her brow game is on point. Her left hand is visible on her hip. She appears to be bored.]

(Source: glamorousben)

I guess I just don’t get when families don’t tell each other they love them?? “We just know, we show it in our actions.” Like I’ve spent my whole life really paranoid that everybody hates me and thinks I’m annoying and wants me to fuck off and there’s no action on earth that can replace a verbal confirmation that yes, I care about you.

irnotamused:

seriousjones:

gluten free person: excuse me, but do you have any gf options?

me:

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anyone does this to my 90 yr old grandma, who has Celiac Disease, i will feed you your own intestines via your nose… asshole.

(pssssst- this has nothing to do with making fun of gluten free people. that’s the “that feel when no gf” face.)

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clannyphantom:

lets stop calling middle aged people that are sexist and racist “traditional”

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cultmovie:

During a convention interview, star Glenn Howerton was asked why his character was named Dennis, whereas Charlie Day and Rob McElhenney's characters are named after themselves. Howerton responded by saying that he wanted to distance himself from his character as much as fucking possible.

cultmovie:

During a convention interview, star Glenn Howerton was asked why his character was named Dennis, whereas Charlie Day and Rob McElhenney's characters are named after themselves. Howerton responded by saying that he wanted to distance himself from his character as much as fucking possible.

moviemeatloaf:

dear-travis:

kenyatta:

As a 4 year old, this was the funniest thing I’d ever seen. I think I talked about it for days.

This is still funny to me.

Grover bits were always the best.

This was my college roommate’s favorite thing to smoke to.

(Source: gameraboy)

boychic:

"im not racist i hate everyone equally" yeah, hey buddy how’s the sixth grade goin

(Source: goodassdog)

ydrill:

Cats in piles

(Source: thatssoojalen)

honey-andtar:

Girls protecting girls